Thank you All My Tomorrow's for my laugh for the day!
Today it is 93 degrees with 75% humidity. It sucks. Bad. Tonight is softball night and the bastards won't cancel unless it is a torrential downpour or lightening. They could care less that it is hot enough for a person to spontaneously combust. Thankfully our team (Scru-Balls) suck so bad, we may lose by the first inning. It has happened before. Mercy rule invoked after the first inning. Ouch. However, we aren't in it to win (obviously), but for the beer afterwards. Ooooohhhh....cold beer....drool.