Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Holy Vegenaise Batman!

Here is my poem to my favorite vegan product, Vegenaise...

Where have you been all my life,
I ask when I spread you with my knife (oh god that sounds pornographic!)

Enough of that!

Tonight I made a kick ass gasalious meal of Tofurky Beer Brats (on the grill) with a slice of soy bacon, sauerkraut and spicy brown mustard with sides of vegan potato salad and waldorf salad. Holy Mary Mother of God I love eating.
Vegan Potato Salad

2 medium cooked potatoes , salt, pepper and tumeric to taste, throw in some chopped celery, carrot and onion. Add about 1-2 tablespoons of cider vinegar. In a seprate bowl mix the vegenaise and mustard to taste. Add to potato mixture.

Waldorf Salad

1 Gala apple, 1 tablespoon lemon juice, raisins, walnuts and seedless red grapes. In separate bowl mix vegenaise with 1-2 tablespoons of sugar (to taste, I like mine a little sweeter). Add to fruit mixture and refrigerate for 1/2 hr.



3 comments:

runswithdog said...

Tofurkey Beer Brats - oh they are one of favorites (you are right about the gas though lol). Make no mistake about it though - they are junk food. Vegan junk food, but junk food. They are my guilty pleasure.

bazu said...

I love your porn-a-licious poem! And vegenaise, too.

Your meal makes me realize how much I love BBQ- and the fantastic sides that go with it, potato salad, cole slaw, waldorf salad, watermelon, mmmmmm.

Anonymous said...

You are hilarious!
Holy mother of God I love to eat too!