Exhibit A - A set of muddy footprints on the counter top
Suspect: JRS Rim Fire (known alias...Rimmy - Jackass - Mr. Super Smelly)
Suspect is known to be armed and stinky. It is wise to approach with caution, especially the backend.
****EDITED*** Mr. Stinkbody DID get something off the counter. Upon inspection of the dog bed in the living room we found the remain of 3 almost brown banana's! Only thing left was the stems and the leftover of a plastic ziplock sandwhich bag which once contain a GingerSnap dragon vegan cookie. Suspect has been arrested and is awaiting trial.